I Found The Best White Pussy

While walking merrily into a Cresta Mall bottle store last night; I stumbled across a whole stack of Pussy. Look I was just as shocked at the realisation that, that was the largest number of Pussy I had seen, all at once.

So gone are the days when we were shy about pushing the brand limits. Branding is now about true self exprssion (which can cause conflict) and who cares if you are offended? Just do not buy it! Trust me, if you come up with an energy drink named Pussy, that is half the marketing job done.

Pussy Energy Drink got me thinking out of the box. If Pussy gives you energy, then my next invention is an over the counter, valium chewing gum, called Cock and the tag line will be: sleep till the Cock crows. How do you like that?

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Time Spent Learning Software, is Time Well Spent!

How do we achieve a honourable reputation at work, become the point of reference and avoid being obselete? It is pretty simple! Software flair is as important today as is social networking. Every industry is direclty or indirectly dependent on some or other software package in the market. When you find what works for your current job or better yet your passion, learn it well! You will stand a better chance at being a top performer and the backbone of everything in the workplace.

So 1, 2, 3... get tech-savvy!

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SA Celebrities With Designer Flair

Call me the trend inspector if u may but I have been zoning into various style icons' dress sense. It got me thinking that if my selected top 3 celebrities would design clothes; why would we like them?

3. Mika Stefano: well its simple we can throw ching-chilla (fur) over. a t-shirt and baggy ol denims!

2. Mpho Maboi: one word mini-skirts!

1. Theo from Mafikizolo: a man who flaunts his tasty sense of style.

Who makes it onto your top 3 potential celebrity designers? No Mara Louw please; 'fong-kongs' are a criminal offense.

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