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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I Found The Best White Pussy


While walking merrily into a Cresta Mall bottle store last night; I stumbled across a whole stack of Pussy. Look I was just as shocked at the realisation that, that was the largest number of Pussy I had seen, all at once.

So gone are the days when we were shy about pushing the brand limits. Branding is now about true self exprssion (which can cause conflict) and who cares if you are offended? Just do not buy it! Trust me, if you come up with an energy drink named Pussy, that is half the marketing job done.

Pussy Energy Drink got me thinking out of the box. If Pussy gives you energy, then my next invention is an over the counter, valium chewing gum, called Cock and the tag line will be: sleep till the Cock crows. How do you like that?
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