Is Science in Journalism underrepresented in South Africa?

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

I Found The Best White Pussy


While walking merrily into a Cresta Mall bottle store last night; I stumbled across a whole stack of Pussy. Look I was just as shocked at the realisation that, that was the largest number of Pussy I had seen, all at once.

So gone are the days when we were shy about pushing the brand limits. Branding is now about true self exprssion (which can cause conflict) and who cares if you are offended? Just do not buy it! Trust me, if you come up with an energy drink named Pussy, that is half the marketing job done.

Pussy Energy Drink got me thinking out of the box. If Pussy gives you energy, then my next invention is an over the counter, valium chewing gum, called Cock and the tag line will be: sleep till the Cock crows. How do you like that?
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Monday, June 6, 2011

Time Spent Learning Software, is Time Well Spent!

How do we achieve a honourable reputation at work, become the point of reference and avoid being obselete? It is pretty simple! Software flair is as important today as is social networking. Every industry is direclty or indirectly dependent on some or other software package in the market. When you find what works for your current job or better yet your passion, learn it well! You will stand a better chance at being a top performer and the backbone of everything in the workplace.

So 1, 2, 3... get tech-savvy!
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Sunday, June 5, 2011

SA Celebrities With Designer Flair

Call me the trend inspector if u may but I have been zoning into various style icons' dress sense. It got me thinking that if my selected top 3 celebrities would design clothes; why would we like them?

3. Mika Stefano: well its simple we can throw ching-chilla (fur) over. a t-shirt and baggy ol denims!

2. Mpho Maboi: one word mini-skirts!

1. Theo from Mafikizolo: a man who flaunts his tasty sense of style.

Who makes it onto your top 3 potential celebrity designers? No Mara Louw please; 'fong-kongs' are a criminal offense.
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Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Personalise Your Brand Instead.


It takes brilliance to cross borders and appeal to a global market. This is the level African music has risen to, almost overnight. It is as though a fire has been rekindled and that beam of light has fuelled an undying passion within the African musos.

We all feel the winds of change and those that are at the forefront of this revolution are truly legends in the making. Take a connoisseur like DJ C-Live, Tastemaker, extraordinaire as a prime example. This diverse entertainer has sort out to understand his consumers’ needs. Which is why when he drops a must-have-art-of-a-musical-genius like ‘The Taste Maker Mixtape’; you are guaranteed South African Hip Hop at its best. A red-themed, captivating, world class mixtape made with love and mixed with zeal. Get your hands on this product, it is definitively live.

It is also without a doubt that Nigeria is the place to be for African entertainment. First the growing Nollywood film industry, to the quality music production. Have you heard anything from Nigeria lately? I challenge you to get stimulated by a song called ‘Share My Blessings’ by Naeto C and Nigerian songstress Asa. You will enjoy this number!

The talent on our continent is raw and versatile. It is establishments like the Dizzy Monks to name a few that capitalise on the resources at our disposal, to raise the bar on our music industry. This is a complementary team of musically gifted individuals; leaving you in a slight state of nostalgia, reminiscent of the Wu-Tang Clan of Shaolin but bigger.

As the African adage goes, ‘kuguga othandayo’ (aging is a choice). Many of Africa’s musical veterans have caught on to the buzz and are keen on following the hi-tech direction that music is taking. These key role players know that it is the generation in the making that will make their work pure artistry. With enough collaboration and mentoring, this booming industry will be graced with institutional memory and a fresh knack for sound

This could easily be just another blog and yet another topic; only this time the music production in Africa is plucking at every heart’s string and taking over the rhythm of our nod. The best we can do to invest in this gold mine, is to support the artists by legitimately buying their products and getting out there networking and building brands.

So forget your number plate, your social network profiles and frivolous belongings; personalise your brand instead. What is your purpose in life? Now that is your ideal brand. You need some help? Think about what you would like written on your tombstone as your purpose in life.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Beyonce' on how to fake firm thighs


Beyonce' still reigns supreme business mentor. We can hardly wait for the new album coming soon. As for the firm thigh effect onstage, she does not achieve that naturally honey. Click on this Youtube video with Beyonce' on The View. She tells it like it is on how to achieve the classical hour glass effect!

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TWITRAID: iFani talks Dineo's onair breakdown



Play this audio by clicking on TWITRAID we raid the twitter timeline of the rapper iFani on radio journalist and TV presenter, Dineo Ranaka's on-air emotional breakdown. The brother is for real! DineoRanaka tweets just about all the time, giving her followers content. Like when she rubbed the British musician, Estelle the wrong way and consequently got blocked. Follow iFani on his twitter page. Have your say on the topic in the audio TWITRAID by placing a comment below.

Picure courtesy: Mika Stefano

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

As seasons change, brands redefine!




Oh the long days and short, fun filled nights. The sweet kisses from the wind or raindrops or strangers in the moonlight. Either way summer has a unique meaning for all of us. Love is one of them and as we bid farewell to both seasons; we have all kinds of secrets and they remain just that. However I know what you did last summer!

Two days to go and we are officially into Autumn, fortunately or unfortunately we pile up the layers and some of us ladies look ravishing in our high boots, skinny denims and not forgetting that toned ‘itty bitty’. This is the ideal image!

The end of summer also means a time to reach our full potential. Good weather keeps you active outdoors; this can easily make you happier and more positively driven to achieve. It can also suppress your appetite allowing you to make smart food choices that can enhances your brain power whoever you are. Okay let us pull out some research on this one.

In a Mexican-American study of elderly physical activity to compare ethnic differences in attitudes towards barriers and benefits of leisure time physical activity; the results were as follows. Both groups held similar beliefs about benefits gained from exercise, such as improved self-esteem, mood, shape, and health, Dergance, J. M., et al. (2009).

The point is that whether you are our police commissioner General Bheki Cele in a windy start to autumn or you are Maboneng Precinct and you are a million rand concept with much going for you; go for it. You have reserved enough energy to know how to channel it well into the cold and dry season ahead.

Be fully aware of your personal brand, what it affects around you and how you can best align it to your goals. Be the product at all times and always be ready to pitch and sell. Life is a transaction. ABC: Always Be Closing.

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